John on January 21, 2009 at 3:49 pm
From the Daily Mail: Former French President Chirac hospitalised after mauling by his clinically depressed poodle
The 76-year-old statesman was savaged by his white Maltese dog – which suffers from frenzied fits and is being treated with anti-depressants.
The animal, named Sumo, had become increasingly violent over the past years and was prone to making ‘vicious, unprovoked attacks’, Chirac’s wife Bernadette said.
I’m not sure I’ve gotten over Jaque Iraq’s knee-jerk anti-Americanism because I’m not feeling any sympathy.
Alternate headline: French President surrenders to poodle.
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