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Scott on October 2, 2008 at 2:34 pm

Cynthia McKinney, Green Party presidential candidate, has put out a new spin on the tragedy of Hurricane Katrina.  According to McKinney, the Department of Defense took advantage of the chaos of Hurricane Katrina to execute 5,000 prisoners.  According to her “sources” (and I use that term loosely) prisoners were then allegedly dumped in the Louisiana swamps.

I suspect that these are prisoners. … So this investigation of the whole prison industrial complex is extremely important and it should not end with just a question of the nature of prisons in our country.  These 5,000 souls also need some justice too.

In a related story, McKinney plans to include in the Green Party platform language demanding humane treatment for residents in the federal prison system who are of a more magical nature.  This new designation of MMP’s (Magical Mystery Prisoners) would include: unicorns, faeries, trolls, dwarves, elves, dryads, nyads, nymphs, merefolk, shapeshifters, centaurs, gnomes, goblins and ogres.  No word as yet why the Green Party has chosen to leave genies, imps and fauns off their list.

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6 Comments

  1. John

    Yeah, that’s absurd. Those of us in the loop know they only shot about 1,500 prisoners, max!

    October 2, 2008 @ 2:37 pm
  2. Rick Frueh

    Poor Cynthia doesn’t only have no oars in the water, she isn’t even in the boat. :evil:

    BTW – Pearl Harbor was an attack on black citizens.

    October 2, 2008 @ 2:55 pm
  3. Slider

    The gators need to eat too! Oh and by the way, what about hobbits? They need to be on the list!

    October 2, 2008 @ 4:28 pm
  4. Scott

    Hobbits? Now you’re just being silly! Everyone knows there is no such thing as hobbits.

    October 2, 2008 @ 4:58 pm
  5. Rick Frueh

    After reassessing Cynthia’s words and positions, I now think she was measured, reasoned, and provided much leadership on exposing the conspiratorial behavior of our government. I happen to also believe that many prisoners are being used to pull rickshaws around Washington full of fresh fruit to sell and give the proceeds to Sun Yung Moon.

    Ms. Mckinney is a pioneer who follows in the steps of Rosa Parks. I admire her ability to remain calm even when attacked.

    October 2, 2008 @ 7:58 pm
  6. Keith

    No pixies on the list, or in the first 5 comments? That is a shocking picture of just how prejudiced and non-inclusive America still is!

    She sounds great, otherwise. Who’s her VP candidate, and what do they believe?

    October 3, 2008 @ 1:35 am

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