Is Barack Obama an Alien?
John on March 13, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Well, it’s obvious the MSM is giving Obama a free ride in this election, so once again it falls to humble bloggers like myself to get the facts out. Oh, sure, I know you read that headline and you’re thinking, “Barack Obama an alien?! That’s crazy.” I know how it sounds. All I’m saying is don’t be so sure until you’ve considered the evidence.
- Where did he come from?
He’s only been on the national scene 4 years. Before that he did something in Illinois. But his youth remains shrouded in mystery. And has anyone noticed how touchy Obama’s people are about his past. They say he grew up in Hawaii and Indonesia, as if those are right nearby each other! I know some people have suggested he’s hiding a boyhood connection to Islam, but the truth is far more disturbing. Obama grew up on another planet! (possibly Mar’xennui which orbits a red sun in the constellation Lyra). Need more proof? 
What’s with that name? Um…am I the only person remembering a certain alien visitor and his dying words to his giant killer robot, i.e. “Klattu Barada Nikto.” I’m told by reliable sources on the Klingon language usenet group that an alternate phrasing could be “Klattu Barack Diebold” which roughly translated means “Vote Barack!” Coincidence? You won’t think so when an army of cycloptic, anodized poll watchers land on the National Mall come November. Consider yourself warned and keep watching the skies!- The Fainting: It’s well known that people faint wherever Barack speaks. Until now everyone has assumed this is a response to his ginormous personal charisma or possibly just a result of standing in the sun too long.
But there’s a better explanation, one that fits all the facts. It’s simple really. What do all these people have in common? Think about it. They faint after getting close enough to see the real Barack! People don’t just swoon for no reason. Something they saw shocked them into unconsciousness. Could it be the scales on his knuckles?!! I know what you’re thinking, “What scales on his knuckles?” Well, you’ve never seen a close-up of his hands, have you? No and you won’t. That’s because they look like this! How’d you like to see that thing clutching a bottle of Evian behind a lectern. Trust me, you’d faint too. - The Slogan: Obama has dubbed himself an “outsider” and the candidate of “change.” Well, he’s an outsider all right. Way, way outside if you know what I mean. As for “change in Washington” how obvious can it get. I mean, can you think of a bigger change than having aliens run the White House? No I didn’t think so.
- Photographic proof? A friend of a friend has sent me the final proof of my Barack-is-an-alien hypothesis. Take a look at this photo. That’s the original, unretouched image from the Rolling Stone photo shoot. No hands showing (wouldn’t want to have to explain those talons would you Barack!!). But do you notice anything else out of the ordinary?
Look like anyone else you know?
So there it is. I know it still seems far-fetched but I ask you, what’s more likely? That a one term Senator with no experience to speak of suddenly defeats the Clinton political machine and rises to the most powerful position in the world on the strength of his oratory?
Or that he’s an alien plant.
And when I say plant I don’t mean like a carrot or broccoli, that’s a whole ‘nother type of alien (which I’m rarely in contact with). No, I mean a plant as in the Manchurian Candidate, only in this case Manchuria has twin suns and serves spring rolls made out of human skulls.
Sure, my theory is a little nutty, but no more so than Obama’s economic blueprint for America. We could examine it more closely but, like Obama, I’m asking you to just believe.
And, hey, keep an eye on the guys hands.
Update: Someone contacted me to say they see the ineffable logic behind my theory, except for one thing. How could the aliens know the Democrats would win? First of all, just because someone has three-fingered talons for hands doesn’t mean they’re stupid. It doesn’t take alien ESP to figure out that the Democrats have this one in the bag.
Anyway, I have it on good authority [Hat tip to Iggy at Stormfront] that the aliens had a plant in both parties…
Update 2: Hillary has been trying to get this out there in her usual subtle way. Here’s a description of her appearance on Ellen Degeneres talk show recently:
Asked by host Ellen Degeneres what the biggest misperception about her is, Clinton chirpily replied: “You know, that I’m some kind of creature from an alien world, I suppose.”
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John and Scott – You guys remember I have publicly stated I believe Hillary will win the presendency in 2008. Well, you ask, how can she overtake Obama for the nomination? The Clinton’s have a secret weapon that they will probably pull out two days before the convention. What is it?
Go to You Tube and search for Jeremiah Wright (Barak’s pastor of TWENTY Years) and listen to a couple of his messages. He is a hate filled racist that curse (i.e. sh**) from the pulpit, he HATES white people, he HATES America, and he claims Jesus was a black man who was oppressed by rich white men.
Listen to him once and people will be faced with an incredible conundrum – how could Obama sit under that for 20 years and not agree. This “pastor” will shock you but guard your heart, his words will attempt to put racism in your heart. He does not preach the gospel, period. Have fun!
March 13, 2008 @ 4:44 pmI heard about this “pastor”, Henry… Yucky stuff.
March 13, 2008 @ 4:49 pmYou are GOOD. Have you considered a career as a script writer?
March 13, 2008 @ 4:55 pm[...] Obama: an alien? [...]
March 13, 2008 @ 6:05 pmOh, that comment will open up a can of worms… Or are you baiting the fish, Carol?
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March 13, 2008 @ 6:06 pmAs a matter of fact, I have.
March 13, 2008 @ 6:10 pmHey, if you got it, flaunt it!
March 13, 2008 @ 6:47 pmJohn, I think it interesting that YOU seem to know so much about Mr. Obama and his alienness. It’s almost as though you can relate on some level.
Hmmm…Perhaps we need to take a closer look at YOU, my friend. Maybe you should explain these:
- How is it that you and your supposed wife just happened to move to Southern California the same year that the Air Force declassified the records related to Area 51 in Nevada?
- Isn’t it interesting that you just happened to be a former employee of the Social Security Administration, a perfect place for an alien to implant false records into the system in order to establish some level of credibility.
- Is it just coincidence that you are so obsessed with old 1950’s B movies about aliens landing on Earth, or is it that you have modeled your whole strategy of colonizing the planet on a combination of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” and The Twilight Zone’s “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street?”
- Why is it that if anyone standing close to you utters the phrase “Klaatu barada nikto,” you come to attention and raise your right hand in the traditional Vulcan greeting?
Maybe you are simply trying to direct attention towards Barack Obama and thus away from yourself and your evil plan for world domination.
Remember everyone, TO SERVE MAN is a cook book -and- Soilient Green is people!!!
March 14, 2008 @ 10:01 amMaybe – and don’t laugh this off out of hand, just maybe, JOHN IS BARACK OBAMA! Just ask yourself – have you ever seen both of them in the same room? Hmmmm? A little slice of logical thinking, there, and point proved.
March 15, 2008 @ 5:01 amKeith,
You are RIGHT! I think you have clinched it!
Nice going, Sherlock!
March 15, 2008 @ 8:20 amI haven’t figured out what EXACTLY is racist about the comments by Pastor Wright. I mean the world is run by rich white guys isn’t it?
March 16, 2008 @ 9:35 amIn America, there are plenty of rich black guys as well. The trend for black families over the past 20 years has been a good one. The key word is “families.” Two parent families are now the exception in black household formation. More than 2/3 of black children are born out of wedlock.
The problems within black culture are largely self-inflicted. No “rich, white” conspiracy is necessary.
March 16, 2008 @ 10:06 amLawless – people who are constantly told that they are victims come to the conclusion that they are not responsible for their own lives and that their problems are created by someone else – hardly an “empowering” message. This kind of thinking is what keeps people DOWN not lifts them up. How awful it must be for an inner city black child to be given the message that not much is expected of him or her, that they really aren’t able to compete on a level playing field, that standards must be lowered so everything is “fair”. Rev. Wright’s sermons feed right into this kind a thinking. And if anyone believes Barrack Obama sat in the pews of this church for almost 20 years and never heard this – I’ve got a nice dry lot in the Everglades I’ll sell you cheap.
March 16, 2008 @ 12:26 pmYou have brightened my day.
March 27, 2008 @ 2:35 pmAll I know is the only two words my spell checker found to be “alien” were Barack and Obama!
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May 15, 2008 @ 5:27 amthis is complete and utter BS. the real “untouched” rolling stone cover can be found with a simple google image search. here is the real picture http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c300/myruin25/Barack-Obama-Rolling-Stone-.jpg
May 25, 2008 @ 1:58 pmMatt,
I’m just curious…did you miss the fact that this (John’s) whole post is a joke? It just seems like you didn’t “get it.”
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June 13, 2008 @ 6:27 pmI knew it. I *##@*#* knew it! I had already heard that Obama’s speech at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin was steeped in occult ramifications (the “Satan’s throne” from ancient Pergamum had been transported to an adjacent location there, making Obama’s dark conspiratorial handlers ecstatic). Maybe it will be Obama, after all, who unleashes the New World Order’s 30,000 guillotines and 160 already-prepared concentration camps upon those of us who have not been completely subdued physiologically and mentally/spiritually by their chemtyrails, food alterations, and Britney Spears-genre media drivel. Aliens are inter-dimensional (view NASA videos of star wars around our Apollo missions), so Obama will have to bew taken down from the o another dimension.. If he sees you coming, he will probably vaporise iknt
August 1, 2008 @ 10:04 am[...] I’m trying to remember: I used to live in an alternate universe myself, and I’m pretty sure there was no Obama in it. Maybe there’s a reason he’s so accepting of “illegal aliens“… Just ask yourself: if the Obama we know is from another universe, how would we know? Would it be the sparks when he makes an entrance? Or something else? Maybe like this?. [...]
September 2, 2008 @ 9:56 amWell, crap. You made me lose a bet. I bet that this theory wouldn’t come up for awhile yet.
October 22, 2008 @ 4:18 pmthanks
November 14, 2008 @ 1:58 pmALIEN OR NOT, OBAMA IS OFFICIALLY OUR NEXT PRESIDENT! Personally I think it took too long for a(n) black/African-American to become the president of the U.S, but hey, at least it happened.
November 14, 2008 @ 9:48 pmI believe Obama is an Alien Bean sent to save the world – I hope he doesn’t change his mind and decide to eat us instead.
December 31, 2008 @ 11:25 ami think as the same as u.i think heis an alien too
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February 2, 2009 @ 4:38 pmI think obama is an alien….. I mean take a step back and take a good look, look at all the people that worship obama and what has he done so far? I’ll answer that nothing. He’s closing down Quantanimo bay? did it ever accur to any of you maybe nexted to area 51 thats where we keep aliens? and not the forgein kind? However if obama is and alien he’s either a pawn for a bigger alien plot or the leader of the aliens….. more to the point he is the president and if the goverment does’nt know that remeber he now has authority over the U.S military and the Secret Service…… thats why I’ve decided to keep my name a seceret if obama is an alien he will have websites like this investigated and people like us eliminated and it will be like we never existed no one will remeber our existence. fight the alein up rising… fight the leader…..fight the goverment or it will be the death of us all…..be safe my friends
February 7, 2009 @ 11:22 amI truely support John.I heard such things about Barack Obama and that made me to find more about this topic.And I very agreely support DELIVERER OF TRUTH.Each and every words of him from the begining to the conclusion is true.And i do want to say only one thing, when you aren’t sure of what is going on around you just cling to Christ more, he can save you from all.May god bless all and be with all…
February 15, 2009 @ 10:57 pmI believe that Obama is an alien, as with most other people associated with the government. Bush. Cheney. Clinton, etc.
It’s amazing that there are people out here like me who think and believe the things that arent always broadcasted on television.
And hey, John…..I will be looking at those hands from now on.
February 18, 2009 @ 12:34 pmIt was only a matter of time before the aliens showed up to straighten things up around here lol.
April 9, 2009 @ 9:14 amHave you all lost your minds??? There may be aliens out there and all, but common! They are not going to take over the Earth! LOL too funny!
April 23, 2009 @ 1:32 pmMarie,
You just have to learn to believe everything you read on the internet. It’s all true!
But for the record, I have not been probed.
April 23, 2009 @ 2:55 pmHey John, thanks for the info about your president.
I live in the Netherlands and I think we have quite a few aliens in our gouvernment too. Our prime minister looks like Harry Potter, another comes to gouvernment on a bicycle and yet another wants to register types of pubic hair of the population. Besides that, the whole bunch of parliament together behaves like cute puppies towards the US gouvernment.
Could it be a global alien conspiracy?
April 25, 2009 @ 12:03 amNem,
It’s all a conspiracy.
Hollywood, not far from me, is the place where the aliens stop pretending to be human.
April 25, 2009 @ 12:06 ami believe in ufos, and i hope obama discloses UFO documents, but the theory that hes an alien needs more evidence to convince me
May 3, 2009 @ 3:24 pmThe jackass that made this article is so full of shit. I mean look at that rolling stones magazine pic it’s so damn obvious that he just used the liquify tool in adobe photoshop. You suck man you’re just jobless, seriously get a life man.
May 3, 2009 @ 9:10 pmSUSHANTH: WTF??? Are you that stupid? Of course it’s photoshopped. It’s a freakin’ joke! Get your head out of your a**
May 8, 2009 @ 9:21 pmBefore becoming a community organizer, Hussein Obama work down the street at the local 7Eleven cleaning the slurpee machine. This hardly qualifies him as an alien.
May 9, 2009 @ 5:04 pmJust superficial coincidence. You are just making a big fire out of just one match lighted .
August 7, 2009 @ 10:30 amAlthough, he does look like a a reptoid with make up, thou .
But, I still sustain, I need more concrete proof. Not much, but a little more substance, not so much circumstancial proof.
You couldn’t of said it better my friend. Honestly, i completely agree with you, 100% on this. Obama is an alian no matter what anyone says. On some real shit though people, look at him. Most black people look SOMEWHAT alike in at least 1 way? Right? Well this motherfucker right here, looks nothing like any person I’ve ever seen in my life. The world is “supposed to end in 2012?” sure, blah blah blah. That’s what alot of people think, but notice. Then end of Obama’s term is in 2012. & am I the only on who has noticed this, or is there more people who agree…Obama..[OH BOMB US] yeah buddy. were all dead in 2012. Straight up, this fools gonna bring his alien homies to earth, & were all gonna die. I swear (: When this all happens. I’ll meet you all in heaven, & be able to say.. I told you sooooo <3
September 11, 2009 @ 5:02 pmThe picture ‘proof’ is obviously photoshopped… Look how the black part of the “ROLLING STONES” curves up just like the ear.
Your a dumb ass…
September 24, 2009 @ 11:19 amBAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I have an open mind, but damn… Some people out there are wack jobs with a very creative imagination. lollllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Obama the Alien…. BAHAHA!!!
November 11, 2009 @ 7:49 amUmm sure.. dude you say “unretouched photo” um yea look at the ears then the Rolling Stone black border, it’s in the flow of the ear you have obviously done this with the liquefier in Photoshop. Dickhead.
November 14, 2009 @ 12:05 amI’m certain Obama is not an alien.
November 29, 2009 @ 8:07 pmI’m certain Obama is not an alien but I could have sworn that I saw him working at the local seven-eleven.
November 30, 2009 @ 4:50 pmOh darn, I have been caught. You will all feel my wrath!!!!!! Ehjak Yoo Layte En Mie Pahnn Teez!!!!
January 27, 2010 @ 12:10 pmDon’t silly!…Everyone knows that Obama is just a hologram. What people think are telepromters are really hologram projectors and Obama is just a hologram that reads speeches for Nancy Pelosi.
February 5, 2010 @ 11:19 amI was taking a crap the other day and it reminded me of Obama and his policies. I don’t think he’s an alien – he’s simply Obamanure.
February 5, 2010 @ 7:35 pmJim Bob, I see you are still having those bodily fluid problems.
February 5, 2010 @ 9:00 pmDFTT loser. LOL
February 5, 2010 @ 9:09 pmNotice folks that it’s Roger, once again, pursuing me here at VS. I’m really beginning to believe that Roger is a closet fudgepacker.
February 5, 2010 @ 9:12 pmThanks Jim Bob, I just knew that you could not DFTT, without some little comment “loser”, which obviously didn’t satisfy your male rectal obsession.
By the way, my obsession is to provide a stage for you to make a complete ass of yourself. You never disappoint.
February 6, 2010 @ 8:00 amDFTT bonesmoker.
February 6, 2010 @ 10:11 am“closet fudgepacker”????
May the grace of our Lord, Jesus Christ, and the love of God, and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with us all. Amen.
February 6, 2010 @ 3:11 pmOkay, a closet sexual pervert. Feel better. LOL
February 6, 2010 @ 3:31 pmJim Bob,
I’m at a loss for words.
February 6, 2010 @ 9:54 pm