Scott on November 13, 2007 at 3:46 pm
Staying true to the promise she made after doing hard time in the hoosegow/pokey/lockup in which she vowed to make the world a better place, Paris Hilton has decided to take a stand against drunken elephants and those who contribute to their delinquency!
Says the former-Queen of celebutantdom…
“The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.”
I can’t help but wonder if there are elephants hanging out in front of the 7-11′s in India, asking people to buy them beer.
This would make for a great Far Side!
Update: We’re staying on top of the all-important Paris-Hilton-Drunken-Elephant story. Paris’ spokesperson how now clarified that she does not care one whit about drunken pachyderms and added that the only living thing of interest to Paris is, in fact, Paris herself.
Okay, I made that last part up, but it sounded plausible, didn’t it?
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