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John Kerry as Stand-Up Comic!!!

Scott on November 6, 2007 at 4:00 pm

Who knew that John Kerry, that body-double for Lurch, had a sense of humor?!? Here’s the proof. Mr. Kerry announced that he has assembled evidence that Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, the group that attacked his character and his credibility as a vet, are all liars. According to Kerry:

“We have put together a documented portfolio that frankly puts their lies in such a total light of absurdity and indecency, that should they ever rear their ugly heads again.”

If this is true, then I welcome the information. Nobody in public life should be allowed to get away with lies and deception. If these guys distorted the truth for political gain, they should be called on it.

But wait! This isn’t his funny part. Here’s the punch line:

“I have no doubt at all that some of the people involved on the other side don’t care about the truth, think nothing about distorting it, will not hesitate to say and do whatever they think is necessary to win.”

Oh, man! I’m still drying my eyes from laughing so hard. He kills me! Who knew that the Democratic Party has the moral high ground in regards to truth?!?

With the Writer’s Guild on strike, I’m thinking Senator Kerry could step in and pick up the slack as a writer for any number of comedy shows. I bet Letterman could use him!

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