John on October 25, 2007 at 10:48 pm
Finally, someone is taking steps to address this very serious problem:
According to Bild Zeitung on Thursday, the 77-year-old Eden has filed suit against a 19-year-old Berlin woman for the following reason: Despite a night on the town with Eden, which ended back at his place, she refused to have sex with him, saying the he was too old for her.
“That was shattering. No woman has ever said that to me before,” Eden told the tabloid. “I was crushed.” He has filed charges with the prosecutors’ office, he said. “After all, there are laws against discrimination.”
I’m incensed! How dare a 19 year old refuse the advances of a septuagenarian. Doesn’t she know that casual sex with barely legal young girls is a fundamental human right? Does the Declaration of Independence not promise us “Life, liberty and the pursuit of jailbait?”
Darn right it does!
I urge the courts to straighten this mess out now, before I hit the golden years.
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