Scott on December 31, 2009 at 6:46 pm
My brother-in-law Bryan wrote a brief Dear John letter to 2009. It gave me a much needed laugh today. I decided to “borrow” it from him and post it here. If he has a problem with that, he knows where I live:
Dear 2009…I’m breaking up with you. This is probably the part when I’m supposed to say it’s not you. You’re perfect. It’s really me. But that would be a lie because you always irritated the crap out of me. Besides I am going on a date tonight with 2010 and she is much hotter than you. Oh, and for the record…Yes, your butt does look big in those jeans! Now beat it!!!
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